엄마의 잔소리-동양이나 서양이나 엄마는 같다.

 

 

Get up now. Get up now. Get up out of bed.

Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Comb your sleepy head.

Here's your clothes and your shoes.

Hear the words I said.

Get up now. Get up and make your bed!!!

Are you hot? Are you cold?

Are you wearing that??

Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?

Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat.

Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat.

Eat your breakfast.

The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all!!

Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall!!

Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today.

Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play!!

Don't shovel. Chew slowly but hurry. The bus is here.

Be careful! Come back here!

Did you wash behind your ears?

Play outside. Don't be rough.

Would you just play fair? Be polite. Make a friend. Don't forget to share.

Work it out. Wait your turn. Never take a dare.

Get along. Don't make me come down there!!!

Clean your room. Fold your clothes. Put your stuff away.

Make your bed. Do it now. Do we have all day?

Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?

Can you even hear a word I say?

Answer the phone!! Get off the phone!!

Don't sit so close. Turn it down. No texting at the table.

No more computer time tonight!!

Your ipod's my ipod. If you don't listen up.

Where are you going? And with whom? And what time do you think you're coming home?

Saying " thank you", "Please", "excuse me" makes you welcome everywhere you roam.

You will appreciate my wisdom someday when you're old and you're growm.

Can't wait  'till you have a couple little children of your own.

You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly.

But right now I'll thank you.

Not to roll your eyes at me.

Close your mouth when you chew.

We'd appreciate. Take a bite. Maybe two of the stuff you hate.

Use youer fork. Do not burp or I'll set you straight.

Eat the food I put upon your plate.

Get an "A". Get the door. Don't get smart with me.

Get a grip. Get in here. I'll count to 3.

Get a job. Get a life. Get a PhD. Get a dose of ...

I don't care who started it.

You're grounded until you're 36 .

Get your story straight and tell the truth for once for heaven's sake.

And if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?

If I've said it once, I've said it at least a thousand times before that you're too old to act this way.

It must be your father's DNA.

Look at me when I am talking. Stand up straighter when you walk.

A place for everything and everything  must be in place.

Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about, huh!

Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Get your PJ's on.

Get in bed. Give a hug. Say a prayer with mom.

Don't forget I Love you. (kiss)

And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work  never ends.

You don't need the reason why. Because, because, because, Because!!

I said so, i said so, I said so, I said so!!

I'm the mom. The mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. Ta-da!